Date of publication: August 15, 2007
Source: Portland Mercury
Author: SCOTT MOORE
Attention homeless people of Portland: All of your problems are now solved!
Nobody thought it would be that easy to turn your lack of a home into just a minor inconvenience but, with the stroke of a pen, we did it. And by "we," I mean "Mayor Tom Potter," and by "solved all your problems," I mean "gave you a couple extra places to go poop."
Hooray! Now, if you could just disappear from downtown so the rest of us could forget that you exist, everything will finally be in order...